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5:21 pm  •  21 April 2013  •  65,901 notes
#presented without comment

brief appearance from the void to say hello, you are all lovely people, i’m sorry i haven’t been around but i have deeply enjoyed all the submissions i’ve gotten recently, here’s a picture of robert downey junior with inexplicable head hair and visible chest hair wearing a blazer that is incredibly blue in nature and seducing you with the power of his eyes

 someday i will return from the void in earnest and actually write a blog or two but i’ve been blogging for work and also blogging in my spare time would i think just be too much blogging

_{(my personal blog is here if you are here for the personality of the robert blogger but it is mostly weeping about literary theory and vikings and hannibal [hannibal, amirite] these days so, you know, whatever)}

2:36 pm  •  13 April 2013  •  7 notes
#xoxoxo your robert blogger #robertwhatareyoudoing

ROBERT.

the only positive thing i have to say about this photograph is that your wife is, as ever, incredibly lovely because YOUR OUTFIT IS THE MOST TRAGIC THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.  (excepting, possibly, your other tragic outfits and/or the film lawrence of arabia.  but i digress.)

do you know how many insipid greeny browns you are wearing robert? 

seven.

you are wearing seven different shades of the same color.

i honestly thought i had plumbed the horrific and unfathomable abyss of your color incompetence but NO, IT HAS REACHED APPROXIMATELY THE DEPTH OF THE MARIANA TRENCH, robert this is appalling.

here is a handy bullet list of all the horrible browny greens.

• the wide stripe on the hat
• the thin stripe on the hat
• the hideous hat itself which would honestly be much improved by a good soaking of gasoline and perhaps a match
• the background of your tshirt
• the pattern on your tshirt which robert i cannot even tell what that is.  it seems vaguely vinelike in nature and looks like something my enormously unartistic little sister would draw. 
• the fact that you have owned this shirt for ages which is inexcusable robert because you are a multimillionaire and can afford better clothes than this
• the background of your pants
• THE CROTCH-LEVEL STRIPE ON YOUR PANTS. honestly robert that stripe is incredibly ill-placed and also completely unnecessary.  you are a movie star.  everyone is going to be looking at your crotch anyway.  there is NO NEED TO DRAW ATTENTION TO IT PARTICULARLY.

in fact the only thing on your body that is not an insipid greeny brown is the stripe of what might be your man purse, which i have to SIDE-EYE ON PRINCIPLE.

robert.  just….just stick to purple for me, will you? 

8:04 am  •  19 October 2012  •  49 notes
#robert downey jr #rdj #robertwhatareyoudoing #i come from the VASTY DEEPS of my internetless apartment to bring you a robert #i am being somewhat lax about my definition of 'the same color' but whatever #i am also being somewhat unfair to my little sister who is in fact quite artistic but cannot really draw at all

dontbreakmyfeels asked: Please. Please. PLEASE COME BACK THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SNARK ON TUMBLR WITHOUT YOU. P.S. we love you!

JUST FOR YOU

8:00 am  •  19 October 2012  •  6 notes
#justanotherfootsoliderforloki

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5:24 pm  •  26 September 2012  •  29,674 notes
#ROBERT #surprise post

Anonymous asked: NO HOLY SHIT YOU CANT LEAVE WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO ABOUT ROBERT'S HEINOUS CHOICES IN CLOTHING WITHOUT YOU TO AGREE WITH ME AND MAKE ME PISS MY PANTS BECAUSE YOU HATE MAN PURSES?

bless.

and bless all the rest of you who have left me encouraging little notes, I really really appreciate it!!!

10:33 pm  •  15 September 2012  •  6 notes
#Anonymous #i don't actually hate man purses! #just robert's manpurses #announcement: robertwhatareyoudoing is going on hiatus #due cataclysmic and excellent life events

BEHOLD! THE SUDDEN AND AMAZING DISAPPEARANCE OF THE ROBERT BLOGGER!

yes, that’s right, robertwhatareyoudoing is going on hiatus*, due to some fairly cataclysmic (in the best way!) upheavals in the life of your robert blogger.

it’s been fun, guys!!  thanks for all the good times!

much love,
Jessie 

*I can’t promise I won’t occasionally get hideously bored and make fun of robert in a starbucks or something.

5:32 pm  •  15 September 2012  •  11 notes
#basically i got a job #and an apartment #and am making the difficult choice that saving for grad school is more important than internet.

Anonymous asked: pantagenets

now see i would be crying about this

but

pantagenets

PANTagenets

2:18 pm  •  14 September 2012  •  1 note
#Anonymous #it's spelt 'plantagenets' #not robert related #done posting about plantagenet kings now #my main blog is plantagenet kings central if you're still interested #anon did it on purpose actually

BREAKING NEWS THAT PROBABLY NOBODY CARES ABOUT EXCEPT ME

i found the 1995 version of Richard III where RDJ plays Lord Rivers.

otherwise known as

that one time robert did shakespeare.

yessssss

1:22 pm  •  14 September 2012  •  36 notes
#sir ian mckellan and dame maggie smith are also in this adaptation #and dominic west #and it's like an au with fascist britain #in the 30's #aaaah #I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS YOU GUYS #EXCUSE ME AS I WATCH THIS AND LAUGH AND LAUGH #i cannot tell a lie i find robert's entire existence hilarious. #alternate title of this movie: magneto and iron man star in a tale of tragedy and woe #also i got the job i interviewed for the other day! #i'm now officially an EMPLOYEE #this is v exciting #i just have a lot of feelings about plantagenet kings you guys #no really if you sent me a message that just said 'plantagenets' i would probably start crying just from that

tmblake reblogged your photo: 

I’M IMAGINING, I’M IMAGINING

i can’t tell if i like this mental image or not

this will trouble me for the rest of the day.

8:48 am  •  13 September 2012  •  17 notes
#tmblake #omfg that was NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING WHEN I CLICKED ON YOUR REBLOG #OMG #you don't even want to know the face i made as i was reading #robertwhatareyoudoing