brief appearance from the void to say hello, you are all lovely people, i’m sorry i haven’t been around but i have deeply enjoyed all the submissions i’ve gotten recently, here’s a picture of robert downey junior with inexplicable head hair and visible chest hair wearing a blazer that is incredibly blue in nature and seducing you with the power of his eyes
someday i will return from the void in earnest and actually write a blog or two but i’ve been blogging for work and also blogging in my spare time would i think just be too much blogging
(my personal blog is here if you are here for the personality of the robert blogger but it is mostly weeping about literary theory and vikings and hannibal [hannibal, amirite] these days so, you know, whatever)
the only positive thing i have to say about this photograph is that your wife is, as ever, incredibly lovely because YOUR OUTFIT IS THE MOST TRAGIC THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. (excepting, possibly, your other tragic outfits and/or the film lawrence of arabia. but i digress.)
do you know how many insipid greeny browns you are wearing robert?
you are wearing seven different shades of the same color.
i honestly thought i had plumbed the horrific and unfathomable abyss of your color incompetence but NO, IT HAS REACHED APPROXIMATELY THE DEPTH OF THE MARIANA TRENCH, robert this is appalling.
here is a handy bullet list of all the horrible browny greens.
in fact the only thing on your body that is not an insipid greeny brown is the stripe of what might be your man purse, which i have to SIDE-EYE ON PRINCIPLE.
robert. just….just stick to purple for me, will you?
8:04 am • 19 October 2012 • 48 notes
#robert downey jr #rdj #robertwhatareyoudoing #i come from the VASTY DEEPS of my internetless apartment to bring you a robert #i am being somewhat lax about my definition of 'the same color' but whatever #i am also being somewhat unfair to my little sister who is in fact quite artistic but cannot really draw at all
dontbreakmyfeels asked: Please. Please. PLEASE COME BACK THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SNARK ON TUMBLR WITHOUT YOU. P.S. we love you!
JUST FOR YOU
Anonymous asked: NO HOLY SHIT YOU CANT LEAVE WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO ABOUT ROBERT'S HEINOUS CHOICES IN CLOTHING WITHOUT YOU TO AGREE WITH ME AND MAKE ME PISS MY PANTS BECAUSE YOU HATE MAN PURSES?
and bless all the rest of you who have left me encouraging little notes, I really really appreciate it!!!
10:33 pm • 15 September 2012 • 6 notes
#Anonymous #i don't actually hate man purses! #just robert's manpurses #announcement: robertwhatareyoudoing is going on hiatus #due cataclysmic and excellent life events
BEHOLD! THE SUDDEN AND AMAZING DISAPPEARANCE OF THE ROBERT BLOGGER!
yes, that’s right, robertwhatareyoudoing is going on hiatus*, due to some fairly cataclysmic (in the best way!) upheavals in the life of your robert blogger.
it’s been fun, guys!! thanks for all the good times!
*I can’t promise I won’t occasionally get hideously bored and make fun of robert in a starbucks or something.
Anonymous asked: pantagenets
now see i would be crying about this
2:18 pm • 14 September 2012 • 1 note
#Anonymous #it's spelt 'plantagenets' #not robert related #done posting about plantagenet kings now #my main blog is plantagenet kings central if you're still interested #anon did it on purpose actually
BREAKING NEWS THAT PROBABLY NOBODY CARES ABOUT EXCEPT ME
i found the 1995 version of Richard III where RDJ plays Lord Rivers.
otherwise known as
that one time robert did shakespeare.
1:22 pm • 14 September 2012 • 36 notes
#sir ian mckellan and dame maggie smith are also in this adaptation #and dominic west #and it's like an au with fascist britain #in the 30's #aaaah #I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS YOU GUYS #EXCUSE ME AS I WATCH THIS AND LAUGH AND LAUGH #i cannot tell a lie i find robert's entire existence hilarious. #alternate title of this movie: magneto and iron man star in a tale of tragedy and woe #also i got the job i interviewed for the other day! #i'm now officially an EMPLOYEE #this is v exciting #i just have a lot of feelings about plantagenet kings you guys #no really if you sent me a message that just said 'plantagenets' i would probably start crying just from that
For your information, it is all the rage in Paris for men to wear brightly colored socks with their dark suits.
It is also all the rage for men to wear tight brightly colored pants
imagineRobert Downey Jr. in neon pink skinny jeans.
I’M IMAGINING, I’M IMAGINING
i can’t tell if i like this mental image or not
this will trouble me for the rest of the day.
8:48 am • 13 September 2012 • 17 notes
#tmblake #omfg that was NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING WHEN I CLICKED ON YOUR REBLOG #OMG #you don't even want to know the face i made as i was reading #robertwhatareyoudoing