ROBERT.

i am side-eyeing your pants because i suspect they are sweatpants.

the rest of your outfit does not even WARRANT A SIDE-EYE, MY EYES ARE CLOSED, because, robert, you have managed to hit the hideous green jackpot by wearing TWO SHADES of UGLY GREEN at the SAME TIME.

and can i just say that olive/cerulean/chartreuse combination is possibly the worst thing I have seen, because while any two of those colors go together well, the THREE OF THEM COMBINED is just a device created to inflict torture upon the human retina.

furthermore from what i can see of your shoes they resemble the sketchers i wore in junior high.

robert. i refuse even to think about your hat.

9:25 pm  •  6 August 2012  •  28 notes
#this has sat in my inbox for a LONG TIME WHILE I TRIED TO TYPE ABOUT IT WITHOUT THROWING MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW #rdj #robert downey jr #robertwhatareyoudoing #i am not sure if backpack deserves same level side-eye as manpurse? #also shoes #what are those shoes #submission #loki-holmes #upon further consideration and some astute googleing they're probs his gucci hightops actually #but #i have never liked those gucci hightops #so #whatever