wantingallthethings asked: I love this blog more than Robert loves purple (yes, that's possible). I only have one request, my dear. Can we please please please have more Sherlocks What Are You Doing? Your Sherlock snarkiness is epic and sorely missed.
YES.
tomorrow.
11:05 pm • 6 September 2012 • 9 notes
#wantingallthethings
#asks: i answer them!
#(sometimes)
#robertwhatareyoudoing
#i have a REALLY EPIC sherlockswhatareyoudoing planned for tomorrow
#IT WILL BE EPIC
Okay, first of all, I LOVE THIS BLOG. I laughed until I cried when I first found it. But I do have a quick question- why does the concept of the manpurse bother you so much? Is it just an easy thing to pick on? —asked by Anon
I ANSWERED THIS AND THEN TUMBLR ATE IT, UGH
first of all, THANKS SO MUCH ANON! i am glad you love the robert blog.
ah yes, the manpurse. I think the concept of a manpurse is GREAT when the person wearing it is not robert. his bags tend to be altogether the wrong style.
here is hugh jackman wearing a GREAT manpurse.
good material, slim strap, goes with what he’s wearing, doesn’t take up too much space, fits comfortably on the body. A++ manpurse. high fashion also does a generally great job with manpurses.
here is a picture of robert wearing a manpurse that is NOT AWFUL.
i tried to snark at this outfit a month ago and it wasn’t working so i gave up. this iteration of the manpurse works fairly well with the other colors and textures robert has going on. it doesn’t take up too much space.
this is a picture of robert with a HIDEOUS MANPURSE.
it clashes with the suit he’s wearing. you can tell that even if he was posing rather than candid it wouldn’t flow particularly well with the rest of his outfit. the material doesn’t look great. overall, a less than quality manpurse.
most of robert’s pictures feature manpurses like the third one.
12:01 am • 31 August 2012 • 9 notes
#this is a manpurse-supportive blog
#just not robert's manpurse
#generally
#if the word 'manpurse' makes anyone feel uncomfortable please let me know
#robertwhatareyoudoing
#anonymous
#asks: i answer them!
Anonymous asked: This is amazing! I had no idea RDJ dressed himself by drenching himself in glue and rolling through a Goodwill! Srsly stayed up way past my bedtimes laughing at this the night I found it. Thank you.
THIS IS A TRULY EXCELLENT MENTAL IMAGE.
11:37 pm • 15 July 2012 • 30 notes
#also YOU'RE WELCOME!!!
#omg i actually imagined this happening
#robert comes out as a walking pile of clothing
#susan facepalms
#asks: i answer them!
#(sometimes)
#going through asks from when i was on vacation
#robertwhatareyoudoing
Anonymous asked: The last thing you posted. WHAT IS THAT BLUE??? And with orange and green to top it off.
UGH I DON’T KNOW, ALL I KNOW IS THAT BEFORE I TYPED THAT POST MY HEAD DIDN’T HURT AND NOW THOR’S HAMMER IS BEATING A TATTOO ON THE INSIDE OF MY SKULL BECAUSE I LOOKED AT HIS PANTS TOO LONG, LITERALLY THE WORST BLUE, THIS SNARK BROUGHT TO YOU BY PAAAAAINNNNNNNN
11:13 pm • 12 July 2012 • 7 notes
#ugh my head hurts
#because of robert's pants
#hmm that could be misconstrued
#robertwhatareyoudoing
#asks: i answer them!
#(sometimes)
Anonymous asked: 1) I'm pretty sure I peed myself laughing at this 2)Since Tom wears about 2 different outfits and excessive amounts of leather could you make a few posts about him?
ANON! I AM SO GLAD YOU HAVE ASKED!
as it so happens another lovely person is running the blog Tom Hiddleston Owns Five Things And Is Flawless, which I almost started before I realized SOMEONE ELSE WAS DOING IT FOR ME!
but to oblige you HERE IS AN EXHAUSTIVE LIST OF THINGS TOM HIDDLESTON OWNS.
- various red carpet paraphernalia
- four tshirts: the weird see-through one with the abs, the green one, the white one, the one where loki DOES WHAT HE WANTS
- assorted leather jackets
- that snuggly cardigan
- leather pants (tomxleather otp)
- loki’s scarves
THAT IS ALL.
((the link is now actually the blog and not a picture of benedict with a monocle. although if you wanted that let me know.))
7:58 pm • 27 June 2012 • 9 notes
#asks: I answer them!
#(sometimes)
#tom hiddleston
#the anons are all over the place today
#there's one sitting in my inbox that says 'post less non-robert!'
#anon i love you but i do what i want.
#ugh I MISWORDED AND ONLY JUST NOW CAUGHT IT LIKE FIVE HOURS LATER
